Hey Griz...
Uncle Louis: Hey Griz, me and Bethany figured out the perfect gift for you.
Clark: Oh, Uncle Louis you didn't have to get me anything.
Uncle Louis: Dammit Bethany, he guessed it...
---National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Me: Dammit Bethany!
Brandon: What, out of Nesquik?
Me: No, I just got an e-mail from a demonstrator named Bethany
Brandon: LOL. Dude, i would love to marry a woman named Bethany. Do you know how much fun that would be? hehe...

I would love it if Brandon married someone named Bethany, too. Someone nees to find a Bethany. That name is just too priceless.
Jeez Bethany did the room clear out? Hell no she means presents, you shouldn't have brought presents!